Public Foot In Mouth Disease
Posted on 03. Jan, 2010 by Stenberg-Tendys W.L. in Humour
Ms Teen South Carolina 2007:
“I personally believe, that US Americans are unable to do so, because some people out there, in our nation, don’t have that, and eh I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here, in the US, should help the US, or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future… for our children.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger: “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Michele Bachmann: “This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever. Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural and perhaps they should try it.”
George W. Bush: “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.”
“They misunderestimated me.”
Glen Beck: “Al Gore’s not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization…And you must silence all dissenting voices. That’s what Hitler did. That’s what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing].”
Joe Biden: “Uh, uh, Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck, let ‘em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about.” – To wheelchair-bound Missouri state senator, Charles Graham.
Sarah Palin: “It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: ‘Sit down and shut up,’ but that’s the worthless, easy path; that’s a quitter’s way out.” – announcing her resignation as governor.
“All of ‘em, any of ‘em that have been in front of me over all these years.” – unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric
Paris Hilton: “I’m so smart now. Everyone is always like, ‘Take your top off.’ Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”
Rush Limbaugh: “Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.”
Christina Aguilera: Where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
Britney Spears: “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
David HJasselhoff: “I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor: “I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.” – answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
Brooke Shields: during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator: “Are you any relation to your brother Marv?”
Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia: “The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It’s only the people who make them unsafe.”
Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries: “I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”
Knight Ridder News Service dispatch: “The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspector.”
Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington Rhode Island: “After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.”
