Hot Super Model
Posted on 24 August 2010 by LynThomas in Promotion, Society
Thousands of vehicles are jammed up in a 100 klm epic traffic jam. The authorities say the cause was a peak in heavy cargo carrying trucks, followed by the commencement of a construction project. Broken-down cars and small accidents increased the nine day long shambles.
The construction works are not expected to be completed until mid September.
However, Weekly World News reports a different source to the cause of the traffic jam.
They say that the super hot supermodel, Larissa Riquelme, is behind the massive traffic jam. It an effort to raise her profile and re-capture her popularity Riuqelme is said to have run down the Beijing-Tibet expressway naked.
“I am speechless,” said one motorist. “The sun was pretty bright when I saw her and I thought it was an angel descending from heaven. I wanted to run out of my car and touch her – and feel her powers – but my wife was strongly apposed.”
“I thought it was the end of the world,” another motorist told WWN. “By sending that heavenly beauty down to earth, it was God’s way of breaking the news to us in the best way imaginable. If that was my last image, I’d be ok with the end of the world.”
Riquelme has left motorists and maintenance workers in an utter trance. China has sent therapists and motivational speakers to the site to try and help all individuals regain their focus.
WWN tried to reach the supermodel, but was told by her spokesman, that Riquelme is trying to keep a low profile until they are out of the country. We can’t vouch for the validity of this report, but it makes an interesting alternative to the cause of a nine day car jam.
Riquelme offered to run through the city, in only red, white and blue body paint, if the Paraguay team won the World Cup Series.
It is reported that the little known, but well endowed Riquelme was paid, in a sly marketing ploy, to publicly cheer Paraquay wearing a mobile phone tucked prominently in the top of her very revealing top tank.
The supermodel has since become one of the most searched names on Twitter and Yahoo.
