Golf, Frog And Gorgeous Girl
Posted on 1 February 2010 by Stenberg-Tendys W.L. in Humour, Uncategorized
A man went out to play his weekly round of golf. On the second hole he noticed a frog sitting on the green, but thought nothing of it. Suddenly he heard, “Ribbit 9 iron”.
The man looked around but couldn’t see anyone. Lining up to take his shot he again heard “Ribbit 9 iron”.
He looked at the frog and realized it was the frog speaking to him. He decided he would prove the frog wrong. He put his club away and grabbed a 9 iron.
Boom! He hit the ball 10 inches from the hole. He was shocked.
He said to the frog, “Wow! That’s amazing. You must be a lucky frog, heh?”
The frog replied, “Ribbit Lucky frog.”
The man decided to take the frog along with him to the next hole.
“Ribbit 3 wood,” the frog replied when the man asked his opinion.
The guy hit a hole-in-one with the 3 wood.
The man couldn’t believe his luck. By the end of the day the man had played the best game in his life and asked the frog, “OK, where to next?”
The frog replied, “Ribbit Los Vegas.”
Once there the man asked the frog where to go.
“Ribbit roulette.”
“How much should I bet?” the man asked as they approached the roulette wheel.
“Ribbit $3000, black 6.”
The man knew it was million-to-one long shot to win, but after the golf game he was ready for anything.
Boom! The roulette wheel stopped on black 6!
The man took his winnings and booked into the best room in the hotel.
As he sat down in the plush suite of rooms he asked the frog, “How can I ever repay for what you have done?”
The frog replied, “Ribbit kiss me.”
The guy thought why not, after all the frog had done for him.
Puckering up his lips he touched the cold lips of the frog. Instantly the frog transformed into a gorgeous looking girl.
“And that is how the girl ended up in my room,” the man explained to his wife. “Or so help me, my name is not Tiger Woods!”
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